Literal Translation (ترجمه واژه به واژه) of Some Persian Expressions!

1) I die for your height and top (Ghorboneh'ghado balat)
2) Ate my head (SaramO khord)
3) He has grown a tail (Dome dar avordeh)
4) On my eyes (Rooyeh cheshmam)
5) Light up my homework (Taklif-amo roshankon)
6) On the seed of my eyes. (royeh tokhmeh'cheshmam)
7) Don't hit yourself into left Ali Ave. (khodet roh beh kocheh alichap nazan)
8) To my death?(margeh' man)
9) I ate the ground and my father came out!(Khordam zamin Pedaram daar Oomad)
10) Take away the person that washes your dead body! (Moordeh
      Shoor-et-ro bebaran!)
11) Pull your carpet out of the water! (Geleemet ro as Ab bekesh!)
12) I'll hit you so hard that electricity will pop out of your eyes!
      (Enghadr seft bezanamet keh bargh az cheshmAt bepareh!)
13) His/Her donkey passed over the bridge! (Kharesh as pol gozashteh!)
14) What kind of earth should I put on my head?! (Cheh khaaky bar saram bereezam?!)
15) Dear Slow stew! (Khooresht-eh-fessenjoon!)
16) The neighbor's chicken is a goose! (Morgh'e-hamsaayeh Ghaazeh!)
17) Marriage is an uncut watermelon! (Ezdevaj hendooneh'e
      nabooreedehast)
18) Happiness has been hitting you under the belly! (Khooshie zadeh zire delet)
19) Don't drop worms! (Kerm nareez!)
20) Yellow wood (zard chube)
21) Indian stamp ( tamr e hendi)
22) Wet blood (tar khun)
23) Wet-e (tarre)
24) My loving wind (ba'dem jun)  
25) Flower of a cow's tongue (gol ga'v zabun)
26) I'd like to go at your liver (jeegareto  beram)

Now, enough of Dari Vari (nonesense) and let's have some serious talk!

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