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To Maintain A
Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At
Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow
Down.
2. Page Yourself
Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time
Someone Asks You To Do Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee
Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field
Of All Your Checks, Write ' For
Marijuana.
6. Skip
down the hall Rather Than Walk and
see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet
Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
8. Specify That Your
Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The
Opera.
10. Five
Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have
a headache.
11. When The Money
Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the
Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your
Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell
Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To
Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK
UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE
THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make
Them Smile. It's Called...THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!
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