We examine two "Dear John" letters ...

Version 1:

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are
generous,
kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to
being useless
and inferior.

You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I
have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever
happy--will
you let me be yours?

Gloria

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Version 2:

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are
generous,
kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to
being
useless and inferior.

You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I
have no
feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever
happy. Will
you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria