I
AM THANKFUL:

FOR
THE WIFE

WHO SAYS \
IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH
SOMEONE ELSE





FOR
THE HUSBAND


WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH
ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.



FOR
THE TEENAGER

WHO
IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT
HOME,
NOT ON THE STREETS.



FOR
THE TAXES I PAY


BECAUSE IT MEANS
I AM EMPLOYED

.




FOR
THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY


BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
BEEN SURROUNDED BY
FRIENDS.



FOR
THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG


BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.




FOR
MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK

BECAUSE
IT MEANS
I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE




FOR
A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS
THAT NEED FIXING

BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME

.



FOR
ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE
GOVERNMENT


BECAUSE IT MEANS
WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.



FOR
THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING
LOT


BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
WITH TRANSPORTATION

.




FOR
MY HUGE HEATING BILL

BECAUSE
IT MEANS
I AM WARM.




FOR
THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
WHO SINGS OFF
KEY

BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.




FOR
THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING


BECAUSE IT MEANS
I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.




FOR
WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
AT THE END OF THE
DAY


BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
CAPABLE OF WORKING
HARD.




FOR
THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING
HOURS


BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.



AND
FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL


BECAUSE

 
IT
MEANS I HAVE
FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.



SEND
THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.




Live
well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!