Today is my daughter's 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last ... ---damn child support payment.

Month after month, year after year, those ... ---damn payments!

So I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got
there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check
over to your mother's house and tell that her this is the last damn
check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you tell me the
expression on her ugly dollar sucking face"

So my baby girl took the check over to her.

I was so anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked
like. As my baby girl walked though the door when she came home, I
said, "Now what did the bitch have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy..."