HUSBANDMART

A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may
go choose a husband from among many men. The store is
comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor
you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and
you can never re-ente, So a woman goes to the shopping center
to find a husband.

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 -
These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's
better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further
up?Therefore, up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be
more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day!