One Liners
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you
take them while driving.
[2] Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right and the other is the husband!
[3] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.
[4] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.
[5] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job
to others.
[6] A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
[7] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[8] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
[9] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
[10] They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak!
[11] If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
[12] I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
[13] Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect.....
so why practice?
[14] If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
[15] Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
[16] How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
[17] One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
[18] Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
[19] Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
[20] The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
[21] Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
[22] Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
[23] "Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
[24] There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
[25] "Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
[26] "Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
[27] God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.